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Content is unsuitable for minors.
18+ only




COMMISSIONS CLOSED


fic prices

Dessert NameWord CountTypePrice
Vanilla Petit Four200-300fluff$6
Bread Pudding400-600baker's choice$6
Spicy Cupcake400-600soft spice$12
Spice Cake & Cream800-1.000mature+$15
Extra Creamadd 200upon request$3

betaing prices

Menu ItemWord CountTypePrice
Appetizer500 - 1.000essay$3
Main Course1.000 - 3.000flash fiction$6
Full Course3.000 - 10.000short story$9
Mérite un détour10.000 - 30.000novel$20
Vaut le voyage30.000 - 100.000disseration$50


COMMISSION INFO

fic prices

Dessert NameWord CountTypePrice
Vanilla Petit Four200-300fluff$6
Bread Pudding400-600baker's choice$6
Spicy Cupcake400-600soft spice$12
Spice Cake & Cream800-1.000mature+$15
Extra Creamadd 200upon request$3

✦ Familiar with most popular fandoms
✦ Willing to write any ship with prompt of your choice
✦ One ( 1 ) free re-write if you are not 100% satisfied
✦ 2 week turn around time per 2-3 requests made


betaing prices

Menu ItemWord CountTypePrice
Appetizer500 - 1.000essay$3
Main Course1.000 - 3.000flash fiction$6
Full Course3.000 - 10.000short story$9
Mérite un détour10.000 - 30.000novel$20
Vaut le voyage30.000 - 100.000disseration$50

✦ Grammar correction
✦ Constructive criticism (optional)
✦ Sound-boarding for pieces over 5,000 words
✦ Please allow minimum of 24 hours for review




PROCESS & T.O.S.


General Terms

✦ Writing days are Monday thru Friday.✦ I will not write adult content for minors.✦ I will not write subjects pertaining to abuse, heavy angst or whump, pedophilia, scato/urophilia*, and/or any other topic that I deem uncomfortable or unsafe for my well-being.

*omorashi is acceptable


Payment

✦ Payments accepted through Paypal invoicing only.✧ Fic commissions: Please do not pre-pay.✧ Beta commissions: Payment is required up-front.


T.A.T & Rush Orders

✦ Fic commissions: The max turn around time will be 2 weeks per every 2-3 requests received. I will let you know your place in line, and estimated time of completion.✦ Beta commissions: Please allow for minimum of 24 hours for review.✦ A "Rush Order" may be requested. There will be a $30 surcharge on top of regular pricing for a rush order.


Refunds & Cancellations

✦ REFUNDS
Once payment is received, there will be no refunds. I will, however, work with you if you are not 100% completely satisfied, and re-write your fic once, free of charge.
✦ CANCELLATIONS
Cancellations can occur under these circumstances:
✧ If there has been 1 week without contact from you once your order has been fulfilled. Your finished fic will go into a vault, and you will be unable to access it unless the payment is made.✧ Reaching out to me and cancelling the order yourself.