hi, hello. i write things.
Content is unsuitable for minors.
18+ only
COMMISSIONS CLOSED
fic prices
| Dessert Name | Word Count | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vanilla Petit Four | 200-300 | fluff | $6 |
| Bread Pudding | 400-600 | baker's choice | $6 |
| Spicy Cupcake | 400-600 | soft spice | $12 |
| Spice Cake & Cream | 800-1.000 | mature+ | $15 |
| Extra Cream | add 200 | upon request | $3 |
betaing prices
| Menu Item | Word Count | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Appetizer | 500 - 1.000 | essay | $3 |
| Main Course | 1.000 - 3.000 | flash fiction | $6 |
| Full Course | 3.000 - 10.000 | short story | $9 |
| Mérite un détour | 10.000 - 30.000 | novel | $20 |
| Vaut le voyage | 30.000 - 100.000 | disseration | $50 |
COMMISSION INFO
fic prices
| Dessert Name | Word Count | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vanilla Petit Four | 200-300 | fluff | $6 |
| Bread Pudding | 400-600 | baker's choice | $6 |
| Spicy Cupcake | 400-600 | soft spice | $12 |
| Spice Cake & Cream | 800-1.000 | mature+ | $15 |
| Extra Cream | add 200 | upon request | $3 |
✦ Familiar with most popular fandoms
✦ Willing to write any ship with prompt of your choice
✦ One ( 1 ) free re-write if you are not 100% satisfied
✦ 2 week turn around time per 2-3 requests made
betaing prices
| Menu Item | Word Count | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Appetizer | 500 - 1.000 | essay | $3 |
| Main Course | 1.000 - 3.000 | flash fiction | $6 |
| Full Course | 3.000 - 10.000 | short story | $9 |
| Mérite un détour | 10.000 - 30.000 | novel | $20 |
| Vaut le voyage | 30.000 - 100.000 | disseration | $50 |
✦ Grammar correction
✦ Constructive criticism (optional)
✦ Sound-boarding for pieces over 5,000 words
✦ Please allow minimum of 24 hours for review
PROCESS & T.O.S.
General Terms
✦ Writing days are Monday thru Friday.✦ I will not write adult content for minors.✦ I will not write subjects pertaining to abuse, heavy angst or whump, pedophilia, scato/urophilia*, and/or any other topic that I deem uncomfortable or unsafe for my well-being.
*omorashi is acceptable
Payment
✦ Payments accepted through Paypal invoicing only.✧ Fic commissions: Please do not pre-pay.✧ Beta commissions: Payment is required up-front.
T.A.T & Rush Orders
✦ Fic commissions: The max turn around time will be 2 weeks per every 2-3 requests received. I will let you know your place in line, and estimated time of completion.✦ Beta commissions: Please allow for minimum of 24 hours for review.✦ A "Rush Order" may be requested. There will be a $30 surcharge on top of regular pricing for a rush order.
Refunds & Cancellations
✦ REFUNDS
Once payment is received, there will be no refunds. I will, however, work with you if you are not 100% completely satisfied, and re-write your fic once, free of charge.✦ CANCELLATIONS
Cancellations can occur under these circumstances:✧ If there has been 1 week without contact from you once your order has been fulfilled. Your finished fic will go into a vault, and you will be unable to access it unless the payment is made.✧ Reaching out to me and cancelling the order yourself.